Can I interest you in a - whatever this is. OH NO AN EM DASH..
Can I interest you in a - whatever this is.
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Something wicked this way comes 😏
Something wicked this way comes 😏
2025-09-19 14:03:02 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Thursday Thirstosaurs! This week I'm in the closet 😏 b..
Happy Thursday Thirstosaurs!
This week
OKAY BUT DID YOU PREORDER THE BOOK YET?
OKAY BUT DID YOU PREORDER THE BOOK YET?
2025-09-17 14:21:15 +0000 UTC View PostJust a little update I forgot to post and a reminder that it..
Just a little update I forgot to post and a rem
2025-09-15 14:03:12 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Friday Thirstosaurs! I hope this weekend is a time of ..
Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!
I hope this week
Just some thoughts or something. Any applicants? Happy Mond..
Just some thoughts or something. Any applicants
2025-09-08 14:03:09 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Thursday Thirstosaurs! How it started vs. How it went ..
Happy Thursday Thirstosaurs!
How it sta
Oh! Do I have a very very special butts day treat coming for..
Oh! Do I have a very very special butt
2025-08-27 12:03:03 +0000 UTC View PostOkay but, did you clap for me, pet?
Okay but, did you clap for me, pet?
2025-08-25 16:04:09 +0000 UTC View PostHey Thirstosaurs! So, um I have something to say, and every ..
Hey Thirstosaurs!
So, um I have somethi
Happy Friday, Thirstosaurs! I hope you enjoyed today's lives..
Happy Friday, Thirstosaurs!
I hope you enjoyed today's livestream! 😏 Yes it was absolutely worth the DMCA strike <3
Todays topic of discussion is SSRIs and cumming because let me tell you, being back on my anti depressants has been great and also I am inadvertently creating edging content without meaning to.
But hey, daddy made you some content so HUZZAH!!!
What are your plans this weekend? I will be on a panel in about an hour talking about sex and TTRPGS so if you're bored you can come say hi!
- Cate ♥
Behold! It's titty tuesday and if thou doth hath $5 to tip o..
Behold! It's titty tuesday and if thou doth hath $5 to tip on this post, thou shalt get the pleasure of more boobs 😁
2025-06-10 14:02:16 +0000 UTC View PostThistosaurs, here's the thing. So like, it's summer right? C..
Thistosaurs, here's the thing.
So like, it's summer right? Clothes should be optional now. Correct?
We can just be weird little guys now right?
Okay good.
- Cate
Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! If you haven't done your dishes y..
Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!
If you haven't done your dishes yet, let's do the dishes because after we're going to take a shower.
Just a little warning, these are a little angry. I don't want to do the dishes, I'm not happy about it, and I might swear a little 😅 but there are captions!
Let me know if you do your dishes with me
- Cate ♥
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It's Masturbation Monday, and normally I don't post on Monda..
It's Masturbation Monday, and normally I don't post on Monday's really but since a lot of people are off of work today who normally wouldn't be, I thought I'd share these super sexy pics with you. Scroll all the way to the end for cleavage.
So remember the other day, when I said I made a lot of weird experimental content because I'm just a weird little guy? So I accidently made an edging video that will be in your dms shortly. 😘
Enjoy,
- Cate ♥
Happy Thursday, Thirstosaurs! I hope you had a great week an..
Happy Thursday, Thirstosaurs!
I hope you had a great week and if you have plans this weekend let me know what they are!
No Kinky Craft was had this week because I'm already on my way to another convention but the good news is I made SO MUCH CONTENT while I was in this snazzy hotel room all by myself 🥺
As one does when in a hotel room alone, I tried out a bunch of new ideas I think you'll really like, picked up some new outfits and have really been feeling myself so get ready for this set coming (hehe cumming) in your dms today.
I also made an accidental edging video which I will explain when its time 😏(which is Monday, the time is Monday)
This weekend I'll be at Champion's Grove playing some Dungeons & Dragons and so I will be back on Tuesday, but I will be sporadically checking dms.
I've also had a lot of questions about customs this week interestingly, so if you want a custom exclusive audio from yours truly, they're $100 no matter the length, 😏, and we can discuss it in messages! (I also take suggestions for free)
Don't forget to sign up for the newsletter too if you want to stay up to date on all the things!
Talk soon,
- Cate ♥
Guess where I am this weekend! In Atlanta for a weekend cele..
Guess where I am this weekend!
In Atlanta for a weekend celebrating sex positivity, community and kink. I'll be doing a live (interactive) podcast session on Sunday - you can sign up to participate in the Game Room starting Thursday at 5pm EST.
Catch me around the con and say hi so I can give you a limited edition badge sticker!
If you're not going to be there make sure to keep an eye on this space for fun dm goodies
- Cate ♥
It's Monday, Thirstosaurs! Thanks for hanging out with me an..
It's Monday, Thirstosaurs!
Thanks for hanging out with me and playing Marbles on stream! In case you missed it, you can find me live on the purple app on Mondays and Fridays.
On Wednesdays, I'll be here making fun kinky crafts like making your own dress form! You can swipe for the supply list! The first step to making your own cosplays, costumes, and other kinky wearables is a dress form. So many people stop at this point because they don't have access to one.
Good news!
You can make one at home using things you probably already have lying around your house. You'll need:
✨Scissors
✨Duct Tape
✨Cardboard
✨Writing Utensil
✨Expanding Spray Form
✨Garbage bag or junk T-shirt
✨Sturdy hanger
I'll be sending out something fun for Masturbation Monday to help make your day better soon so keep an eye on your dms!
- Cate ♥
It's here, Thirstosaurs! Okay so a little back story on this..
It's here, Thirstosaurs!
Okay so a little back story on this partner play audio.
So many of you have told me over the years that you enjoy my content with your partners. Some of you have grown stronger in your relationships because of it, and I really wanted to honor that in this audio.
This is an audio that involved various types of touch with objects of your choosing in places of your choosing. My suggestion would be to listen to the full 28 minute audio together if you don't like surprises.
And if you do, I mean, surprise away!
Decide who is partner A, the one who will wear the blindfold and who is partner B, the one who will be the doer, the holder of the objects. Grab your supplies, (check out the first episode of Kinky Crafts if you need to make a blindfold)
If you don't see the audio in your dms, message me about it please.
I also want to note that this audio is made up of sections for each type of touch we work through together with moments to pause so you may enjoy and explore each other longer.
There is no expectation of sex, although sex may happen if you choose. Either way, I wont mind 😘
I can't wait to hear what you think about it! If we like it I'll plan to do more in the future and probably take specific scenarios from you all if you like.
Also make sure to sign up for the spicy newsletter in my bio also to get access to free exclusive pics and clips with each month!
I hope you have a great day
- C ♥
Okay, here's the deal, Thirstosaurs! Yes, here is the supply..
Okay, here's the deal, Thirstosaurs!
Yes, here is the supply list and yes the Lego set has arrived so I will be planning that stream soon!
I sent this to you in dms too but also pinning it here just in case. So I was going to send out this really cool partner play audio today and then I realized that one of the materials I want you to use for this audio is a blindfold, which we're making tomorrow, so I decided to change up the order of things.
Here's what you can expect the next couple of days!
Today: Here is your shopping list and also some titties for Titty Tuesday! (tip $10 on this post if you missed the DM)
Tomorrow: Join me live here to make our first kinky craft! The blindfold!
Thursday: Partner Play Audio!
Let me know if you have any questions about tomorrow! 😁
If it's nice where you are I hope you get to enjoy the weather today!!!!
- C ♥
QUICK UPDATE ABOUT KINKY CRAFTS TODAY: bad news everybody - ..
QUICK UPDATE ABOUT KINKY CRAFTS TODAY: bad news everybody - I have no power and no light right now due to a storm in Georgia. Even if I did hand sewing, shooting it in my dark-ass studio wouldn't give me the content I need to recycle and it'd be really difficult to do live with y'all, so I'm just going to take my third L of the week. I'm SO SORRY, it's been a shitty couple of days and I've been looking forward to this ALL WEEK but I was robbed of my bike and my electricity I have nothing left to give. 💙
I'll drop the supplies list by Friday at the latest and that way we can all play along at home!
Thanks for understanding
C🦕
Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! I bring you the Introduction to K..
Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!
I bring you the Introduction to Kinky Crafts with Catieosaurus LIVE! or something like that. It's a working title in progress kind of, but I'm super excited to share this more hands on approach to the intersection of ADHD and kink with you all.
So here is the live from this week, with captions so you can get ready for next weeks live Sew A long where we will be making a blindfold together! A shopping list will be posted AND ALSO its okay to use what you have in most cases! Maybe instead of going out and buying new fabric we just grab some old t-shirts you have around the house?
I encourage you to be creative because in the end that's what it's all about!
Anyway, thank you for always being so supportive of my little adventures. It means a lot to continue to create in this space with you! I hope you enjoy this new thing.
- Cate ♥
Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! You've made it through another we..
Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!
You've made it through another week and I am so proud of you! Lets throw perfection out the window and continue to show up the best that we can 😁 I've been looking for a new photographer in the LA area, bc I'm overdue for a photoshoot, but I'm also not in a hurry because I'm having fun doing these more candid photos as well!
If you know of a good photog please send them my way, but in the mean time check your dms if you're looking for the rest of this set 🥰
I hope it makes your weekend a little better!
- Cate
Happy Hump Day Thirstosaurs! I hope this was a better week f..
Happy Hump Day Thirstosaurs!
I hope this was a better week for you. 🤗 Now that I'm home and settled, I can post this video! Look at that view! I was feeling shy but didn't want to miss the opportunity to take you with me a little.
Message me and tell me about your week, where there is also a hump day surprise waiting for you 😏
If you're here after I sent it out, tip $8 and I'll send it to you
Take care of yourself,
- Cate
Just some thoughts on a boat. Hug yourselves and your loved ..
Just some thoughts on a boat. Hug yourselves and your loved ones. It's okay to not be okay.
2024-11-07 20:29:13 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Friday Thirstosaurs! THIS IS ME GETTING BACK INTO REGU..
Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!
THIS IS ME GETTING BACK INTO REGULARLY MAKING CONTENT, and practicing my boundaries again here. Ever since the incident and my feelings around my own body, I've sent more stuff in PPVs than on the feed, which everyone has been very understanding of, and at the same time, also frustrated with, so HERE IS A RETURN to the ways of ol'
I can't promise a FULL return, but I'm willing to bring some things back since it's been a bit and we haven't had any new incidents, and honestly, the worst thing that could happen DID happen, so what am I really afraid of at this point?
I appreciate your patience, support and understanding during the past year while I'm getting myself together, falling apart and getting myself together again 😅
Don't worry, everything behind a paywall currently, is staying that way. New content I make will be paywalled differently because I totally get many people are struggling, the holidays are coming, and you deserve to treat yourself and take care of the things you need to.
I hope you enjoy ♥
~ Cate
Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! It's been a minute since my regul..
Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!
It's been a minute since my regular updates so here's a little taste of what I've been up to lately! Still in LA, mostly, working on the podcast(s), some Playboy stuff that I can't tell you about yet, and of course the book, which is going as smoothly it possibly can.
I haven't had too much time for making new content and I appreciate your patience with me while I take the time to work through stuff and really get my shit together! I have some super fun exciting things in the works for this coming year, and I know the holidays are a little wild at times, so I will do my best to have a lot of things ready to keep you entertained for the rest of the year!
If you're new here and slightly confused, welcome! This is a safe space to be yourself whatever that looks like! I have lots of content for you to enjoy, and am probably going to start regularly send out ppvs, including some older stuff yall might not have seen, and get back to posting more previews on the wall.
If you haven't seen my Cate Talks Kink series please check out the tag to get more educational content!
Otherwise please dm me if you have any questions or anything!
Yes I'm still working on playing a two player TTRPG together here so let me know if you're interested in that! My specialty however, is audio content which, I wouldn't equate to asmr, but I wouldn't definitely say it will make your body feel good and maybe you'll get some tingles 😏
I love suggestions and feedback as long as its constructive and insightful with an understanding of consent and boundaries!
I also love questions! While I try to get to everybody's messages, including a small tip moves your message to the top of my inbox which means I'll have more spoons while I'm answering it, so if its something that requires a lot of spoons to read or answer, I just ask you keep that in mind so I'm in the best place to answer the more in depth questions.
No I will not be at Big Bad Con, and unfortunately had to cancel my DomCom appearance, but I will absolutely be at PAX Unplugged 😏
I think that's everything!
~Cate
Just a quick PSA from me, some updates, and a BIG THANK YOU ..
Just a quick PSA from me, some updates, and a BIG THANK YOU for supporting me on this journey like you have no idea how much it means to me
I added captions and let me know if you need a transcript situation in my dms.
