Okay, I'm here. What are your next two wishes? Yes, I'm ba..

Okay, I'm here. What are your next two wishes? Yes, I'm back, to the dismay of some, and the pleasure of others. I have that effect on people. Let's see. What's new today. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's like time is standing still these days. Life is hard. Really, it's not easy. It's amazingly more difficult if you're stupid. I mean, who drinks fish tank cleaner thinking it will prevent them from getting the Corona? Another person actually did that...again. I am not advocating to rid the planet of stupid people. I'm just saying we need to remove all warning labels and let the problem sort itself out. I'm kind of cranky. Probably on the level of two scoops of grumpy in a bowl full of bitchy. I went to my trainer again today, at different times, different days, and guess who's there? His wife. Look, you don't have to slap me in the face with a giant dildo to get me to see the writing on the wall. She obviously knows when I'm coming in. He must be telling her. She may be reading this as we speak, and I don't care. I'm moving on. I like playing silly games to a point, but my box needs tending to, and if he isn't going to step up....I'll find someone who will! She probably thinks I want to have a romantic dinner with him. The only romantic thing I want him to do is to lick my ass. I do like that, not trying to be weird, but it's hot. So watch out Daytona, I am back on the prowl! On a side note, I did get a good workout in...so there's that. Can't a girl just get a good fuck on the side and go about her day anymore? Am I crazy? All this sex stuff? Is it nuts? Who knows. Who cares. It's fun. I may be crazy, you may not understand my specific kind of crazy, but you have to admire my one hundred percent commitment to it. I am just saying here. Fair warning, I am not the type of person to put on speakerphone. I take no responsibility for what may come out during a conversation. My one friend answers her car phone, and the first thing she says is, "You're on speaker, don't say dumb shit." Yeah....good luck with that. I was programmed a birth to say inappropriate shit. I honestly try not to. It just creeps right out at the worst of times. I listened to my friends bitch about this one girl's boyfriend, and all he wanted was sex. He wouldn't commit to her. I asked if he had a big dick. That took a few people back, but I was like if he's free, has a big dick, I'll fuck him. Problem solved. They don't talk to me much anymore. Well, the one does. I never really liked the rest. So, it's a win-win type thing! Catch you all later! Love Ya! Brooke