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Just a friendly reminder about tonight’s show! I’ve shifted ..

Just a friendly reminder about tonight’s show! I’ve shifted the time slightly, because I had a really late start to the day, but I hope you’ll still come join me!! 🍌 My plan is to start off in something sweet, then peel off the layers throughout the night. Dancing and rambling about my life will be included as well ;p Please come check it out!! I’m a bit nervous that it’ll just be me talking to myself… 🍌💕 9:30pm CST 💕🍌

2022-02-26 21:35:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Wooooo!!! I just hit 1,000 fans!!! Thanks everyone! To honor..

Wooooo!!! I just hit 1,000 fans!!! Thanks everyone! To honor this occasion, here’s a previously unreleased Sexy Mario pic 🍄🪠⭐️ Seriously though, thank you so much for your support and encouragement! I really didn’t know what to expect with starting an OF account, but I’m so glad I decided to be brave and give it a shot 💕

2022-02-25 22:55:43 +0000 UTC View Post

Okay! I really want to do another livestream this Saturday a..

Okay! I really want to do another livestream this Saturday at 9:30pm CST. Before I run out and buy a lot of outfits to try on for you, I’d really like to confirm that the interest is real! Can you help me reach my goal? Also please comment below if you have other ideas for what you’d like to see! If you contribute to the cause, I will send you…. $5 - a thank you for being sweet 💕 $10 - a sexy photo 😻 $20 - a dirty voice message 🤭 $40 - a naughty video 🚀

2022-02-24 20:13:13 +0000 UTC View Post

So..... I'm considering doing another livestream this weeke..

So..... I'm considering doing another livestream this weekend, since it'll probably be a while before I'm able to do one with my big move coming up. Would you be interested in a part 2? Or is it too soon? (I barely resisted writing that as "2" soon)

2022-02-24 04:38:31 +0000 UTC View Post

Guess which little rascal was up all night catching up on wo..

Guess which little rascal was up all night catching up on work 🐆 If I’m getting oiled up after dark, does that mean I’m using… midnight oil? Lololol… 🤓

2022-02-24 02:47:19 +0000 UTC View Post

Just found a series of photos of me playing with a rainbow i..

Just found a series of photos of me playing with a rainbow in the shower 🌈🚿🌈 Should I share the rest?

2022-02-22 20:32:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Check your DMs for a slippery sweet treat! 😻 I did my ***fir..

Check your DMs for a slippery sweet treat! 😻 I did my ***first livestream*** the other day, and want you to be able to see all the silly fun I got into. I shared some of my drawings, rambled endlessly, showed off some twerking, and eventually got alllll oiled up by the end! 🤤 If you already joined me for the show, what did you think?

2022-02-21 21:11:29 +0000 UTC View Post

WOW!! Last night was AMAZING and so fun!! Thank you all so m..

WOW!! Last night was AMAZING and so fun!! Thank you all so much for joining me, I’ll make the livestream available soon for anyone who missed it. I really wasn’t expecting such a positive response, I’m a bit overwhelmed responding to all the kind feedback, but I’m loving it all and I’m SO thankful for your help and support 💕 PS: Do you recognize this character? How do you feel about it? 🍼

2022-02-21 03:40:04 +0000 UTC View Post

My first livestream is less than 3 hours away, and my heart ..

My first livestream is less than 3 hours away, and my heart is POUNDING!! Please come say hello, I’m excited but verrrry nervous 😬💕🤞 10pm CST

2022-02-20 01:14:14 +0000 UTC View Post

I’m REALLY nervous, but I’m going to do my first ever livest..

I’m REALLY nervous, but I’m going to do my first ever livestream tomorrow (Saturday) night at 10pm CST. I really want to make this thing happen, can you help me reach my fundraising goal?? I’m thinking of getting a new outfit to share with you, and want to pick up some baby oil in case things get really interesting…. If you contribute to the cause, I will send you…. $5 - a thank you for being sweet 💕 $10 - a sexy photo 😻 $20 - a dirty voice message 🤭 $40 - a naughty video 🚀 Also, who recognizes what character I’m dressed as in this pic? 💙🤔💜

2022-02-19 01:18:31 +0000 UTC View Post

I’m considering doing my very first livestream Saturday nigh..

I’m considering doing my very first livestream Saturday night, but I’m honest terrified!! If I decide to be a brave girl, what time works best for you? Feel free to add extra thoughts in the comments for what you’d like to see…

2022-02-18 22:47:02 +0000 UTC View Post

In case you missed it... I decided to be brave and share my ..

In case you missed it... I decided to be brave and share my little pussy for the first time. I'm still a bit of a shy nerd, so wearing my Mario costume helps me feel less nervous! Hope this set makes your mushroom nice and big ;) 🍄

2022-02-18 05:03:24 +0000 UTC View Post

It’s come to my attention that some girls make up cute littl..

It’s come to my attention that some girls make up cute little “sent home from work” stories for likes. Just wanna be clear, I really was sacked for my attire! I could understand if I’d come in like this though….

2022-02-18 00:03:56 +0000 UTC View Post

I am soooo tired from my all-nighter. Just gonna reflect on ..

I am soooo tired from my all-nighter. Just gonna reflect on the time @lupefuentes and I danced the night away together. Somehow I didn’t mind being up all night that time…

2022-02-17 05:10:46 +0000 UTC View Post

Oof, sorry for the no update today! I think these late night..

Oof, sorry for the no update today! I think these late nights are beginning to catch up with me. In my defense, I take a quote from the great Rick Sanchez: "What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?"

2022-02-16 05:03:15 +0000 UTC View Post