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Would you sneak a peek down my top if you saw me at the gym?..

Would you sneak a peek down my top if you saw me at the gym? 👀

2024-04-16 01:20:08 +0000 UTC View Post

Just found this sweaty pic from when I worked as a gogo danc..

Just found this sweaty pic from when I worked as a gogo dancer. Ahhh, mammaries…

2024-04-14 19:10:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Lately some have told me I’m a “dirty girl”, but I’m actuall..

Lately some have told me I’m a “dirty girl”, but I’m actually a pretty good cleaner! 🧹 [Totally unrelated, are you coming to my show tomorrow night?? It’s at 7:45pm CDT, and I’ll be on for 5+ hours]

2024-04-12 21:50:46 +0000 UTC View Post

FREE stream SATURDAY night at 7:45pm CDT! Cum, witness m..

**FREE stream SATURDAY night at 7:45pm CDT!** Cum, witness my patented “fuck angle”, where you can imagine giving me a proper pounding. My streams are popular for a reason… Isn’t it time you found out what all the fuss is about? **[Tip $25 or more during the show, get a free copy of the stream to keep 😊]** [Pretty please ❤️ this so we can spread the word quickly! FANKS 🥰]

2024-04-12 00:18:56 +0000 UTC View Post

Yabba Dabba Doooooo!!! This is one of my first collabs I sho..

Yabba Dabba Doooooo!!! This is one of my first collabs I shot with my IRL friend, @thecarlotta. Fred and Wilma Flintstone, like you’ve never seen them before. [Fully nude, photos + 5.5 minute long video]

2024-04-11 02:19:56 +0000 UTC View Post

If you aren’t making it to my Saturday night streams, what a..

If you aren’t making it to my Saturday night streams, what are you even doing with your life?

2024-04-10 19:23:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Reminder!! Showtime in just over an hour! The fun starts at ..

Reminder!! Showtime in just over an hour! The fun starts at 7:45pm CDT, and goes until 12 or 1am. **Be there or be square!!**

2024-04-06 23:12:37 +0000 UTC View Post

Imagining you licking my little pussy, and rubbing my clit u..

Imagining you licking my little pussy, and rubbing my clit until I cum soooo hard… 💦 When I lose control like this, I start to whimper and stick my tongue out… It honestly makes me so shy, but I just can’t help it 🫢 [Masturbation to completion + simulated sex//6 minutes long] **[Pretty please remember to leave a ❤️ after unlocking!! It means a lot to me, and it helps me support myself]**

2024-04-06 00:30:55 +0000 UTC View Post

It’s that time again!! **FREE stream SATURDAY night at 7:45p..

It’s that time again!! **FREE stream SATURDAY night at 7:45pm CDT!** Cum, witness my patented “fuck angle”, where you can imagine giving me a proper pounding. My epic streams usually go for 5-6 hours, so don’t fret if you can’t make it precisely on time. The first 2 hours are free, the last (and naughtiest) bits are behind a super low $6 paywall. My streams are popular for a reason… Isn’t it time you find out what all the fuss is about? **[Tip $25 or more during the show, get a free copy of the stream to keep 😊]**

2024-04-05 16:24:25 +0000 UTC View Post

Guess who’s back… back again… 😏

2024-04-04 19:58:57 +0000 UTC View Post

Reminder!!! FREE stream tonight at 7:30pm CDT! Cum, witn..

Reminder!!! **FREE stream tonight at 7:30pm CDT!** Cum, witness my patented “fuck angle”, where you can imagine giving me a proper pounding. My streams are popular for a reason… Isn’t it time you find out what all the fuss is about? **[Tip $25 or more during the show, get a free copy of the stream to keep 😊]**

2024-03-30 22:44:49 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey everyone. I figured I ought to give you an update, as I’..

Hey everyone. I figured I ought to give you an update, as I’m sure you’ve noticed a sharp decline in my posting frequency. As some of you may know, my mom has been in the hospital all week. She has liver cancer, along with a myriad of other serious health issues. While I appreciate the concern for her wellbeing, sometimes the “get well soon”-type messages can be a bit upsetting; this isn’t a situation where an improvement is likely, and I really don’t have time to respond to all of these inquiries on an individual basis. If you’re curious and would like an update, I generally share quite a bit in my stories. A lot of people have been asking about her, and while I truly appreciate everyone’s concern, I’m already unable to keep up with the bare minimum effort required for my job, let alone any sort of self care. Please allow my time on here to be an opportunity to briefly focus on something a little more lighthearted. *I desperately need it.* If you are concerned and want to be supportive, the best thing you can do for me right now is to consider tipping or unlocking something, so I can continue focusing my energy on ensuring my mom gets the best treatment possible ❤️ Thank you so much for your understanding. [And yes, it’s okay to comment something sweet on this post. I’ll read her the messages later today, and it will probably make her happy to know that people care about her. I just want my DMs to be a little less heavy for the time being]

2024-03-26 18:31:47 +0000 UTC View Post

Doing my best to be on good behavior 🤞

2024-03-25 20:55:27 +0000 UTC View Post

💡 Reminder! FREE STREAM tonight at 8pm CDT! My epic stre..

💡 Reminder! **FREE STREAM** tonight at 8pm CDT! My epic streams usually go for 5-6 hours, so don’t fret if you can’t make it precisely on time. The first 2ish hours are free, the last (and naughtiest) bits are behind a super low $6 paywall. My streams are popular for a reason… Isn’t it time you find out what all the fuss is about? **[Tip $25 or more during the show, get a free copy of the stream to keep 😊]**

2024-03-23 17:49:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Now seems like as good a time as any to announce that I’ll b..

Now seems like as good a time as any to announce that I’ll be doing a **FREE stream SATURDAY night!!** The fun starts at **8pm CDT**. ** Cum, witness my patented “fuck angle”, where you can imagine giving me a proper pounding. My streams are popular for a reason… Isn’t it time you find out what all the fuss is about? **[Tip $25 or more during the show, get a free copy of the stream to keep 😊]**

2024-03-21 21:34:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Do you think you’d be able to find me? ❤️🥺🤍

2024-03-20 17:03:43 +0000 UTC View Post

My busy day is finally done, and I’m ready to playyyy!! Tip..

My busy day is finally done, and I’m ready to playyyy!! Tip me $20 so we can get started getting worked up before we wind down… 🫦

2024-03-20 04:29:12 +0000 UTC View Post

Sorry I’ve been conspicuously absent today! I’ve been a busy..

Sorry I’ve been conspicuously absent today! I’ve been a busy little bee, and I’m working on tons of fun new stuff for you 🥰 Also just generally dealing with life and such… How are you faring? 🤗

2024-03-19 01:56:48 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day! ☘️ I’m open to all theories on wh..

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day! ☘️ I’m open to all theories on what the leprechaun is doing in the background 🧐

2024-03-17 19:56:05 +0000 UTC View Post

**FREE Pure Passion stream TONIGHT at 7:45pm CST!** Cum, w..

**FREE *Pure Passion* stream TONIGHT at 7:45pm CST!** Cum, witness my patented “fuck angle”, where you can imagine giving me a proper pounding. My streams are popular for a reason… Isn’t it time you find out what all the fuss is about? **[Tip $25 or more during the show, get a free copy of the stream to keep 😊]**

2024-03-16 19:13:10 +0000 UTC View Post

Um. I finally broke my dry spell 😳 His dick wasn’t all t..

Um. **I finally broke my dry spell** 😳 His dick wasn’t all that big, but **I’m ~so~ tight and tiny** that it was still a lot for me to handle. It’s wild seeing the before and after photos. The way **my pussy and asshole are spread wiiiide open**, it’s obvious I took *quite* the pounding….

2024-03-16 02:15:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Wooo!! It’s the weekend, and that means it’s time for anothe..

Wooo!! It’s the weekend, and that means it’s time for another **FREE Saturday Night Stream**™️. I’ve been pondering doing *Pure Passion 2.0*. What do you think? [Please vote *and* like this post, so we can spread the word quickly! Thank you so much for your help! 🥰]

2024-03-15 14:02:03 +0000 UTC View Post

Putting the ho in “heigh-ho”! Sweet and innocent Snow Whit..

Putting the *ho* in “heigh-ho”! Sweet and innocent Snow White, **fully nude**, and like you’ve never seen her before. Let me bake you a pie, before you bend me over the counter and *take* me…

2024-03-15 01:18:24 +0000 UTC View Post

HAPPY PI DAY!! Now seems like a good time to announce ..

***HAPPY PI DAY!!*** Now seems like a good time to announce that I’m doing a **FREE STREAM Saturday at 7:45pm CST**. Be there or be… the square root of pi. Which basically means you aren’t rational. Lololololol. Okay, I’ll see myself out.

2024-03-14 12:02:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Should I pull it a little higher? 🫦

2024-03-12 23:19:30 +0000 UTC View Post

Ack ack!! The long awaited Eric the Actor set is here! Strip..

Ack ack!! The long awaited Eric the Actor set is here! Stripping my clothes off to “Fly Me To The Moon” never felt so wrong but soooo right. [19 pics, 5.5 minutes long, made with peace and love] [Please remember to leave a ❤️ if you unlock this. 143!! 🥰]

2024-03-12 01:01:26 +0000 UTC View Post

“Jab me with your shrinky dink!” In honor of 3/11, I dre..

**“Jab me with your shrinky dink!”** In honor of 3/11, I dressed as Eric the Actor. Drop your favorite ETA quotes in celebration of our beautiful angel’s birthday. And check back later today, for a strip tease to the classic song “Fly Me To The Moon.” 🌙 **BYE FOR NOW!!**

2024-03-11 13:10:30 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy Mario Day, from your favorite internet nerd girl 💕 Thi..

Happy Mario Day, from your favorite internet nerd girl 💕 This is my very first set I ever shot for OF, and as a special treat, I’m marking it lower than ever before. Don’t miss out on this chance to see me fully naked, and begging for your 🍄. [Pretty titty please remember to leave a ❤️ if you unlock this!! It helps me support myself, and it makes me chipper 🥰]

2024-03-10 12:57:05 +0000 UTC View Post

FREE stream FRIDAY night at 7:45pm CST! Cum, witness my ..

**FREE stream FRIDAY night at 7:45pm CST!** Cum, witness my patented “fuck angle”, where you can imagine giving me a proper pounding. My streams are popular for a reason… Isn’t it time you find out what all the fuss is about? **[Tip $25 or more during the show, get a free copy of the stream to keep 😊]** [And pretty please ❤️ this post, so we can spread the word swiftly 😚💕]

2024-03-07 13:45:44 +0000 UTC View Post